Grimace Painfully while smacking your forehead and Muttering "Shut up, Dammit! All of you just SHUT UP!" 2. Whisle the first of "its a small world" incessantly.On a Long ride sway side to side of the natural freqwentcy of the elevator Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask "got enough Air in there?"Offer name tags to everyone getting on while waring yours upside down.Stand silent and motionless in the cornner facing the wall w/o getting off.When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to get the doors open then act embarrassed when they open by them self.Greet everyone on the Elivator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admeral.On the highest floor hold the door open and Demand that the door stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "Plink" at the bottom.Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile than announce "i've got new fuzzy socks on!"When at least 8 people have boarded announce from the back "No not now.. Damn Motion sickness!"meow occasionally (Cat talk to one another).Froun and mutter "gotta go! Gotta go!" then sigh and say "oops.."sing "Mary had alittle lamb" while continually pressing buttons.Walk in with a cooler that says "human Head" on the side.Burp and say "mmm.. Tasty!"When the elevator is silent look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"blow spit bubbles.announce in a demonic voice "i must find a more suitable host body..."if anyone brushes against you recoil and haler "Bad touch!"start brushing off invisible bugs off your arms screaming "ARG!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!!"laugh histarecly for 5 seconds then stop and glare at the other passengers like their crazy.as the elevator is going up jump violently up and down shouting "Down i said! DAMMIT!crouch in once cornner and grown minisently at everyone who gets on.wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly sniff your nehbor suspiciously, give a discusted frown and take a step away in disctust.Walk in face the back and go about 2" from the back wall.walk in and start reciting a shopping list in Monotone.wait till the door is almost close then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.when the door is closed, look at the person next to you and yell "YOUR NOSTRALS THEIR LIKE WIND TUNNLES! SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" then scream and collapse when the door is open get up calmly and walk out.hit every floor button and at each floor get out and say "Nope, this aint the right one" then get back on and repeat.get a vote the entire elevator about a completely pointless issue.
32. run like hell when the security guards try to find u to kick you out. do all of these things with a friend while waring a trench coat and dark glasses.when there is only one other person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, Smile and go back fo some more.ask if you can push the buttons for other people but push the wrong ones.hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. after awhile let the doors close and say "How Greg, how's your day been.drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream "THATS MINE!!!"bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the Elevator.leave a box in the cornner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.when the doors close announce to the others "its OK! don't panic, They open up again!"Swat at flies that don't excist.take lost of pictures of u and friends enjoying the weather.drink cocktails and listen to duffy!make at least one new friend.lay in bed in the morning with the windows open and good music playing loudly.have a picnik in a TREEclimb on a jungle-gym.explore a new area!